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Teach your child to say %$#@
Teach your child to say %$#@
12 pages
Author: Katie Smith
FRIENDS
CLUB
WORDS
MONEY
LEMONADE
Summary
Here’s a shortened version of the text with a focus on the key elements: --- **Subtitle:** Ages 8 to 88 **Sub-Subtitle:** A Guide for Middle Class Kids to be Street Smart **Author's Name:** Arman Loy --- **Set the Rules (and Stick to 'Em!)** --- 🚫 **Elevator Rules** Don’t press all the buttons—no, no! You’re not on a rocket, nowhere to go! And please, no FARTS—Elevators are stinky enough! --- 💬 **Relationship Rules** From ages 8 to 18, play it cool, Use your smarts as your secret tool. But once you’re grown, be brave and wise, Don’t let tricks catch you by surprise! --- **The Big M Rule** (M is for Money!) M is for Money, gold and green, Helps you do big things—and stay on the scene! Start earning early, don’t delay— Check out “Make Money Early” right away! --- **Time Rules** Tell 'em you’re busy, even if you’re chillin’. Time’s like snacks—don’t waste it spillin’. Want more money? Less doubt? Read “Make Money Early” and check it out! --- **Bob’s Hotdog House** Bob’s Hotdog Hut’s a tasty place, Mice in hotdogs, quite a taste! Pay us fast, or you’ll see— Your house is ours, tee-hee-hee! --- **Wands, Lies, and Junk Cars** Dragons don’t fly or breathe fire, Your nose won’t grow when you lie, Junk cars don’t turn into Ferrari, No fairy godmother doing your laundry! --- **Lead with Mystery** Use words your friends won’t get— Payphone (where’s the coin?), Rolodex (grandpa’s contacts), Floppy Disk (data diet), Telegram (paper trail), Beeper (before texting). --- **Make Money Early, Oh So Squirrely!** Make a list of bad words— Poop, fart, you get the gist! Grab a piggy bank, big and wide— When someone says a bad word, they can’t hide! **Tell Tales** Spin wild stories no one would believe, Cover adventure, crime, and fantasy! Story 1: The Mystery of the Banana Tree in the Jungle— Lila and Milo find a mystery lady and solve it with cleverness!
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